Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Man Detained In New Delhi For Having A Monkey On His Monkey!
A man was stopped by airport security at Indira Gandhi International Airport when guards found him smuggling a loris in his pants. The loris is a tiny endangered species of monkey native to Sri Lanka, It also is supposedly fond of thick vegetation and thorny environments, so it sounds as if the man who had it in the crotch of his pants on his way back to the UAE is in dire need of manscaping... possibly involving napalm... since the loris was completely calm by all reports. You can read the full story here, though it does show this guy to be a sick little monkey, even for a smuggler.