Saturday, June 23, 2012

Brawling Leprechauns

You read that right, brawling leprechauns, we have bath-salt-zombies in Miami and now a man in Seattle is telling the authorities his injuries are due to being attacked by a pack of those whimsical Irish fae when the cops responded to calls about a bar fight. Apparently the pint-sized miscreants took offense to him dancing with the wrong woman and decided to bring him down to size with an ass kicking of mythical proportions. I tend to believe it is just some drunk jackass,as I would expect the beating to involve more shillelagh related blunt force injuries if it were leprechauns.

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